"I was probably a bit of a free spirit, not particularly structured real well for life outside of a military regime. I would have not lasted at Texas Tech or the University of Texas. I would have hit the fraternity scene and lasted about one semester." -Rick Perry. TFM.
Tech = School where fraternities have nice houses, but arent allowed to live in them ever? NF. Props to Beta Theta Pi for getting kicked off campus for having pledges steal from a construction site though.
You probably go to Texas, and like sleeping as close to your “bros” as possible. Living in your fraternity house is like living in a glorified dorm room (minus the RA and GDI’s). And yes, props to Beta Date-A-Guy. Getting caught for stealing wood at 8:30 in the evening is so frat, brah.
Props to Beta for getting kicked off for doing the same thing every other fraternity at Tech does without getting caught. Nothing says being TFTC like pulling such a TFM that you instantly become NF and suddenly find yourselves being GDI.
heh.
14 years ago at 12:32 pmIf he can’t keep up, he can’t keep up
14 years ago at 12:43 pmAt least he’s honest.
14 years ago at 12:45 pmAdmitting he wouldn’t be able to handle himself in Greek like is a total frat move?
14 years ago at 1:17 pmHe was at A&M
14 years ago at 1:20 pmExactly, A&M is the ugly step child of Texas schools. Greek life there is about alive as a dead hooker in the tee shirt closet.
14 years ago at 1:36 pm^ yes
14 years ago at 1:48 pmFucking that^^
14 years ago at 6:15 pmTexas Tech. NF.
14 years ago at 1:37 pmId also be pissed at the world if I went to A&M. Grow up.
14 years ago at 7:49 amFiring your head coach because he hazed a player. NF.
14 years ago at 11:53 amJohn FRAT Mudd = NF
14 years ago at 4:42 pmTech = School where fraternities have nice houses, but arent allowed to live in them ever? NF. Props to Beta Theta Pi for getting kicked off campus for having pledges steal from a construction site though.
14 years ago at 1:48 pmYou probably go to Texas, and like sleeping as close to your “bros” as possible. Living in your fraternity house is like living in a glorified dorm room (minus the RA and GDI’s). And yes, props to Beta Date-A-Guy. Getting caught for stealing wood at 8:30 in the evening is so frat, brah.
14 years ago at 10:58 amYou mad bro?
14 years ago at 3:40 pmProps to Beta for getting kicked off for doing the same thing every other fraternity at Tech does without getting caught. Nothing says being TFTC like pulling such a TFM that you instantly become NF and suddenly find yourselves being GDI.
14 years ago at 3:55 amRick Perry, NF
14 years ago at 1:52 pmAdmitting you couldn’t handle your shit if you were in a fraternity. NF.
14 years ago at 2:45 pmGlad Perry admits Alpha Gamma Rho is not a fraternity.
14 years ago at 2:25 pmkindly remove yourself from the world.
14 years ago at 2:52 pmYou didn’t mention the part where he forgot the other school he was trying to think of.
14 years ago at 2:39 pm^ this
14 years ago at 4:21 pmoops.
14 years ago at 7:20 pmFucking this.
14 years ago at 7:40 pm^ top notch
14 years ago at 12:20 pm