North Korea Releases New Propaganda Video Portraying American Troops And President Obama Engulfed In Flames
North Korea is a funny place. It’s not “ha ha funny,” though. Their internment camps per capita is above the ha ha funny threshold. It’s a more sad and unstable sort of funny, like a drunk birthday clown with a handgun.
Lately, said drunken, armed clown has been working on quite the media campaign, releasing videos portraying America’s demise. They’d be troublesome if they weren’t, you know, coming from North Korea, and so terribly produced. Seriously North Korea, this is computer animation we’re talking about here, you guys are the worst Asians ever.
The first video in their “Death to America” series (which I’m pretty sure was scored by Phillip Glass) portrayed a happy North Korean dreaming of flying through space in rocket ships as America burned. A little weird, but I suppose is more inspring to your population than claiming ancient North Korean kings rode unicorns. North Korea’s most recent effort is a video portraying American soldiers and President Obama engulfed in flames as the text boasts of North Korean military power. I knew that Red Dawn remake was only going to encourage them.
The new video, once again, has the production value of an early 90s sex tape, but the message is clear, “Fuck you America!” And America responds, with a half hearted shoulder shrug and their other eye on SportsCenter, “meh.”
North Korea would be more threatening if their DICK-tator didn’t look like the fat kid picked last in dodgeball, plus the fact our military would stomp them out and still make it back for happy hour. Fucking communists.
12 years ago at 12:22 pmAgreed. You had me at DICK-tator; Clever.
12 years ago at 12:51 ampretty sure they got that music from pirates of the carribean
12 years ago at 12:29 pmIsn’t this what nukes are for?
12 years ago at 12:32 pmI thought Asians were supposed to be good at graphics, computers, special effects and such
12 years ago at 12:32 pmwell one out of 2 aint bad
12 years ago at 12:39 pmcountries we should wipe off the fucking globe:
1) N. Korea
2) China
3) Iran
4) Syria
im no xenophobe, but everything i hear about these countries makes me want to drop an uncountable amount of nuclear bombs on their stupid asses.
12 years ago at 12:56 pmand the dutch…..
12 years ago at 3:13 pmCanada
12 years ago at 3:47 pmMight as well add France to the list.
12 years ago at 11:06 amLet’s go on ahead and throw France in there if our bombers are making the beer run.
12 years ago at 4:49 pmWe can do that; we don’t even have to have a reason.
12 years ago at 1:41 pmDon’t forget all of the muslim nations.
12 years ago at 1:56 pmfuck that guy
12 years ago at 1:00 pmfuck that guy ^
12 years ago at 3:46 pmTheir leaders weren’t hazed properly.
12 years ago at 1:15 pmGosh, the Skyrim soundtrack is so intimidating!
12 years ago at 1:21 pmKJU is like the fat kid at lunch that throws french fries at the football players then hides.
12 years ago at 1:27 pm