North Korea Releases New Propaganda Video Portraying American Troops And President Obama Engulfed In Flames

North Korea is a funny place. It’s not “ha ha funny,” though. Their internment camps per capita is above the ha ha funny threshold. It’s a more sad and unstable sort of funny, like a drunk birthday clown with a handgun.

Lately, said drunken, armed clown has been working on quite the media campaign, releasing videos portraying America’s demise. They’d be troublesome if they weren’t, you know, coming from North Korea, and so terribly produced. Seriously North Korea, this is computer animation we’re talking about here, you guys are the worst Asians ever.

The first video in their “Death to America” series (which I’m pretty sure was scored by Phillip Glass) portrayed a happy North Korean dreaming of flying through space in rocket ships as America burned. A little weird, but I suppose is more inspring to your population than claiming ancient North Korean kings rode unicorns. North Korea’s most recent effort is a video portraying American soldiers and President Obama engulfed in flames as the text boasts of North Korean military power. I knew that Red Dawn remake was only going to encourage them.

The new video, once again, has the production value of an early 90s sex tape, but the message is clear, “Fuck you America!” And America responds, with a half hearted shoulder shrug and their other eye on SportsCenter, “meh.”

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  1. Franklin H Brobey

    North Korea would be more threatening if their DICK-tator didn’t look like the fat kid picked last in dodgeball, plus the fact our military would stomp them out and still make it back for happy hour. Fucking communists.

    12 years ago at 12:22 pm
  2. frattyaggieWHOOP

    I thought Asians were supposed to be good at graphics, computers, special effects and such

    12 years ago at 12:32 pm
  3. Rihanna Deserved It

    countries we should wipe off the fucking globe:
    1) N. Korea
    2) China
    3) Iran
    4) Syria

    im no xenophobe, but everything i hear about these countries makes me want to drop an uncountable amount of nuclear bombs on their stupid asses.

    12 years ago at 12:56 pm
    1. JudgeFraterson

      Let’s go on ahead and throw France in there if our bombers are making the beer run.

      12 years ago at 4:49 pm
  4. FratMuscle

    KJU is like the fat kid at lunch that throws french fries at the football players then hides.

    12 years ago at 1:27 pm