North Korea Releases New Propaganda Video Portraying American Troops And President Obama Engulfed In Flames

North Korea is a funny place. It’s not “ha ha funny,” though. Their internment camps per capita is above the ha ha funny threshold. It’s a more sad and unstable sort of funny, like a drunk birthday clown with a handgun.

Lately, said drunken, armed clown has been working on quite the media campaign, releasing videos portraying America’s demise. They’d be troublesome if they weren’t, you know, coming from North Korea, and so terribly produced. Seriously North Korea, this is computer animation we’re talking about here, you guys are the worst Asians ever.

The first video in their “Death to America” series (which I’m pretty sure was scored by Phillip Glass) portrayed a happy North Korean dreaming of flying through space in rocket ships as America burned. A little weird, but I suppose is more inspring to your population than claiming ancient North Korean kings rode unicorns. North Korea’s most recent effort is a video portraying American soldiers and President Obama engulfed in flames as the text boasts of North Korean military power. I knew that Red Dawn remake was only going to encourage them.

The new video, once again, has the production value of an early 90s sex tape, but the message is clear, “Fuck you America!” And America responds, with a half hearted shoulder shrug and their other eye on SportsCenter, “meh.”

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  1. Farmer Fran

    Damn no good koreans. I order a chicken dish and they bring me a fucking spring roll. And now this shit.

    12 years ago at 4:42 pm
  2. TheJuice

    This would be slightly more frightening if North Korea’s military didn’t suck more dick than their media production team.

    12 years ago at 4:53 pm
  3. BowtiesandBourbon

    North Korea is that pledge that runs his mouth and we need to blackball the fuck out of. KJU didn’t get hazed hard enough

    12 years ago at 8:07 pm
  4. Colonel Classic

    Now how in the hell do they know how to make a nuke but yet can’t manage to make a video above a middle school level…

    12 years ago at 8:43 pm
  5. ButtpeeMcgee

    I don’t give a shit who the president is, even if I didn’t vote for him, don’t like him and am mad as hell that he got re-elected, there is no way ill side with some commie dick sucker before I side with him.

    12 years ago at 9:12 am
  6. Call_Me_McCoy

    They can build a nuke yet they can’t make a video that looks like it’s from this century?

    12 years ago at 1:18 pm