Talking your way out of a "Sailing Under the Influence" charge. TFM.

  1. VaGeedBeater

    If this is real, which it probably isn’t, it might be the frattiest post I’ve ever seen. Frat on, sir.

    14 years ago at 7:44 pm
    1. TallyFratMove

      There is boating under the influence, but there is no such thing as sailing under the influence.

      14 years ago at 9:47 pm
    1. The Waltz

      @milesdaviscool Marblehead is also arguably the frattiest place in New England (shit, the nation), especially during the summer. Good to know someone else on TFM knows what they’re talking about.

      14 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. Judge

    This is pretty fucking easy, you don’t even have to know anybody to get out of a bui ticket

    14 years ago at 10:40 pm
  3. This Fuckin Guy

    Can we all just agree that this is a great post, regardless of it’s validity?

    14 years ago at 11:19 pm
    1. Sparty

      No because there’s no such thing as “sailing under the influence”. If I get pulled over in a pontoon you think I would get a pontooning under the influence? By giving a try hard credit you look like even more of a try hard holy fuck

      14 years ago at 11:54 pm