Last Summer the VP of marketing at my Fortune 500 internship took me out to lunch with the hottest intern they had so we could meet. He bet me $1 I couldn't slam it. Thanks for the dollar, Uncle Dave. TFM.
So I made up this TFM. The real bet was a handle of Maker’s that I could get a TFM posted that was so outrageous and stupid every one of you would scream “That’s not frat, that’s not frat!” like a bunch of sheep. My friend said “No, they can’t be that stupid,” (not sure if he meant the intern, or the TFM audience) but I knew. Sure enough, like a roomful of retards screaming for candy you jumped at the opportunity to correct the yankee. Good job guys, thanks for playing, and thanks for the bourbon.
Motion to boot Fishnfrat off TFM for good
15 years ago at 6:50 pmAye
15 years ago at 8:03 amWant a cookie with that…
15 years ago at 7:33 pm$1 bets. TFTC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gekaEzqj5g
15 years ago at 7:40 pmThe $1 bet was from the movie trading places before everyone jumps down this guys throat for that part of the post.
15 years ago at 7:53 pmFortune 500…Enjoy a career in middle management. Props on getting laid though
15 years ago at 8:12 pmIgnorance must be bliss…
15 years ago at 4:29 amYour Uncle Dave is probably a geed
15 years ago at 10:57 pmFortune 500 internship? I wasn’t aware that Fortune ranked the 500 greatest internships…
15 years ago at 1:11 amSo I made up this TFM. The real bet was a handle of Maker’s that I could get a TFM posted that was so outrageous and stupid every one of you would scream “That’s not frat, that’s not frat!” like a bunch of sheep. My friend said “No, they can’t be that stupid,” (not sure if he meant the intern, or the TFM audience) but I knew. Sure enough, like a roomful of retards screaming for candy you jumped at the opportunity to correct the yankee. Good job guys, thanks for playing, and thanks for the bourbon.
15 years ago at 3:04 pmMaking shit up. TFM.
15 years ago at 12:51 am