Not graduating because of your refusal to take a foreign language. TFM.

  1. privatehooah

    I think most people here, including the writers, have forgotten that this site is purely for satirical purposes.

    11 years ago at 12:53 pm
    1. Fratt Harvey

      I thought this post was vintage TFM material. But in Ihavefirmnipples and others’ defense, the majority of stuff on here these days is so try-hard that it’s hard to distinguish what’s meant to be satirical from what’s meant to be literal.

      11 years ago at 1:55 pm
      1. Ihavefirmnipples

        I honestly wish this website wasn’t meant to be satirical in nature. Call me crazy but I as well as many others here have been here for a while and back then satire was a minor component to what also included a lot of real, quality, serious material showing the true meaning of brotherhood to highschoolers and people coming into Greek life. Now since it’s “purely for satirical purposes” all this site posts is a bunch of redundant, ficticious, try hard jokes that give most people who don’t understand what being in a fraternity is all about the wrong impression. This site doesn’t need to be a satire. Some of the funniest people on the internet are on this site and hilarity will ensue regardless of what it is supposed to be “in nature.” I miss the days where emphasis on true brotherhood, success, and class was emphasized on here. Tl; dr This site would be better if it wasn’t supposed to be a satire.

        11 years ago at 2:12 pm
      2. Ihavefirmnipples

        Go play in the basement until dinner is ready. You’re upsetting the adults.

        11 years ago at 12:51 am
      3. privatehooah

        I agree with you. IF this site is aimed towards high schoolers, it should be more literal. I didn’t know about TFM until after I came to college. I also had misconceptions about greek life until I came to Ole Miss and decided to rush with my friends. For the entertainment of active fraternity members, I like the “try-hard” shit that pokes fun at the things you sometimes see freshmen or pikes do on campus.

        11 years ago at 10:15 pm
      4. privatehooah

        It very well may be vintage, but thats the fucking interns fault for not catching it. I had never seen this one before and thought it was original.

        11 years ago at 10:16 pm
  2. ChrisJ1458

    For fucks sake. How in Gods name did this not get put on fail Friday. Try harder, you can’t.

    11 years ago at 1:22 pm