This Notre Dame Student Is Pissed About Students Drinking And Yelling At Refs During Football Games

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College Football games are meant for two things: getting excessively drunk and bringing your opponent to tears with your insults. One Notre Dame student, who goes by the name Grace Agolia, doesn’t think that we should be doing these things anymore. So, she penned an opinion piece to The Observer to air out her concerns.

In response to some of the calls by a referee, we heard chants and comments from numerous students such as, “You’re blind and deaf, how can you be a ref?” and “The ref beats his husband,” somehow managing to combine homophobia and domestic violence into one slur.

I am appalled at this too, Grace. That first insult is so bad. You’re blind and deaf, how can you be a ref? That is just lacking in beef. Something along the lines of, “Hey ref, I hope you get fisted by a thousand cacti while getting waterboarded, you lousy sack of shit!” is much more respectable. But I also have anger issues, which might stem from my cocai… that’s another story for another day.

The author was also visibly upset about the drinking practices of students.

Why drink to excess “just because you can?” You don’t need to drink excessive amounts of alcohol in order to enjoy a football game.

What a terrible question to ask. There is no set answer besides “just because I can.” We don’t need any more reason than that, if we’re being honest here. And hey bud, have you seen Notre Dame football this year? I think those students do need excessive amounts of alcohol to enjoy a football game. The students at SMU and Texas know this all too well. If it wasn’t for alcohol, we wouldn’t even show up on gameday.

As fans, we do injustice to the game with these slurs and excessive drinking. Yes, let’s get excited. Yes, let’s cheer on our team. Yes, let’s do push-ups in the stands. But do we really need to pregame for five hours beforehand with excessive drinking and call out derogatory insults that are affronts to the dignity of others? I feel that does a disservice to our team and to who we are as Notre Dame students. We attend the University of Notre Dame. That’s a privilege. Let’s act with class, not with debauched revelry, and be considerate of other people’s backgrounds and experiences. Let’s support and respect our players, coaches, referees, ushers, announcers, band members and cheerleaders who work diligently week after week to carry on our golden tradition, even when they mess up, fumble or get sacked. That’s the nature of teamwork.

God, this kid is such a nerd. My guess is she either never played sports or was always that kid who told you to respect the opponent. “Wooo! Teamwork! Yeah!” That’s her motto. You know what else is considered teamwork? Drinking in excess and yelling obscenities at officials TOGETHER, letting the other team’s QB know that his girlfriend has a fishy vagina and his parents adopted him.

[via The Observer]

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  1. racially ambiguous

    “Sweaty bodies pressing on each other, pushing, pulling, stumbling” Hottest thing I’ve read all day

    9 years ago at 4:24 pm
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    9 years ago at 4:32 pm
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      9 years ago at 4:35 pm
  3. Fratolina

    Pre game for 5 hours? Must be referring to noon games, or notre same can’t tailgate for shit

    9 years ago at 4:35 pm
  4. USArmy

    Grace says there is no need to drink massive amounts of alcohol at football games just to enjoy them. She sounds salty that guys have to drink massive amounts of alcohol to joy her.

    9 years ago at 4:37 pm
  5. fratshark123

    Question: why is a website called totalfratmove.com writing a story about the biggest geed school in the country

    9 years ago at 5:02 pm
  6. FratCop911

    Thankfully she doesn’t have a problem smoking pole, because that would be a major problem.

    9 years ago at 5:15 pm
  7. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    I once got kicked out of a high school basketball playoff game for shouting “You couldn’t score in a whore house” as the other team’s point guard was taking critical free throws. Fanfare is apart of the game that can’t be taken away, moron.

    9 years ago at 5:52 pm