Obama Eats At Chipotle, Does Everything Wrong
10 years ago

On Monday, Barry O. felt the craving that the rest of us know entirely too well. He went to Chipotle.

Yes, this is news.

After celebrating the White House Working Families summit, Obama accompanied some lucky guests to the Woodley Park Chipotle in DC. The surprised lunch crowd was unexpectedly greeted by the president and his Secret Service entourage’s arrival.

Then, Obama fucked up. The POTUS had the audacity to lean over the sneeze guard to point out what he wanted in his chicken burrito bowl with white rice, salsa verde, lettuce, cheese, and guac.

via @petesouza
via @petesouza

Come on, Barry. Why can’t you just order salsa verde like a normal adult? You have to point like a child? That lean, which violated the burrito maker’s personal space and put the sanitation of the entire Chipotle at risk, was uncalled for.

Shortly after this news broke, Twitter went crazy. People cited government overreach as a reoccurring problem with Obama. The Chipotle incident was simply the latest example. Some even called for impeachment. The hashtag “#ChiPOTUS” was coined within minutes. I think we can all agree this was the highlight of America’s day, for better or worse.

Also, be a man and get a burrito. Yes, the burrito bowl gets you the most bang for your buck, and I’ll admit that I get it every once in a while. However, you’re the leader of the free world. Act like it. Order a burrito with guac and double meat, then attack the burrito like you ordered the attack on Bin Laden. The people are watching, dammit! Quit holding back like a girlie man.

It doesn’t stop there, either. Later, when Obama talked about his lunch, he referred to the restaurant as “Chipotle’s.” The media backlash continued. I think we can all agree that by the end of the visit, Obama had done Chipotle completely wrong.

At least he ordered guac. Our tax dollars hard at work.

Thanks a lot, Obama.

  2. Car Dick

    So when Obama reaches his hand over the glass, he gets press attention.

    When CarDick reaches his hand over the glass, the small asian girl working grabs his hand and throws is back over the glass. “you just don’t do that”.

    #thanksobama

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  3. Stephen Alonzo Fratson

    If it was W he would’ve gone to Whataburger like a good American.

    10 years ago at 4:47 pm
  4. ThurstonHowell_IV

    Until I see him drunk at T-Bell at 1 in the morning, get this commie off my screen.

    10 years ago at 5:16 pm
  5. ShotgunForAmerica

    Glad to know at least one of us got to eat Chipotle with my tax money today

    10 years ago at 5:23 pm
  6. JohnDalyShow

    “Obama fucked up”. If I had a dollar for every time that’s been said the past six years, then maybe we could do something about this national debt.

    10 years ago at 5:24 pm