Obama Makes “Paddle” Joke, Shows Pathetic Swing
14 years ago

President Obama visited Dublin on Monday to discuss issues, such as the economy, with the President of Ireland. In a sloppy exchange after their meeting, President Enda Kenny gifted Obama with a “hurling stick.” Surprisingly the President of Ireland is not named McFinnegan, and the Irish are playing a sport I’ve never heard of. “Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash). The Irishman attempted to show President Obama how to properly use the stick, and after an awkward hand-off Obama displayed his horrific form, then cracked a joke about paddling members of Congress if they misbehave: “If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give them a little paddle, a little hurl.”

  2. I Piss Excellence

    These columns sometimes try way too hard, and by sometimes, I mean all of the time. Find someone who can actually write well and is actually funny. These things are just multi-paragraph forms of the garbage that gets thrown on the TFM wall all the time now.

    “”Hurling” is the mutant crossbreed fuck-mistake-offspring of lacrosse (Native American), field hockey (Women), and soccer (3rd World/Euro-trash).”

    This sentence has almost every cliche on this site: hating on women, Canada, Europe, and poor people. If you had managed to get Rickie Fowler in there somehow, you probably could have won post of the year.

    14 years ago at 11:13 pm
    2. I Piss Excellence

      You mean being an unoriginal lame-ass? No, this site used to be so much better than that. The jokes about Euros, women, and Canada were actually funny at one point.

      14 years ago at 12:25 am
  5. Fratrickhenry

    the only reason Obama got elected is because every nig every where voted for his black ass (none of them could have even told you any of the ideas he was running on besides his hope and change shit) along with every hipster, pot head, gdi fuck from sea to shining sea.

    God bless America and hope someone gets into office who can actually help.

    13 years ago at 6:16 pm
  7. rooster cogburn

    Haze W. i sincerely apologize for not writing a goddamn thesis on the subject, guess i just have more important thing to do with my time. all you did was exstrapulate on what I said about oil, but well i guess i didnt just care enough to explain it as thoroughly as you b/c well I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO THAN WRITE A FUCKING EDITORIAL CRITIQUE. honestly i bet you do know more about the sio-economic-federal influence than I, but well I come from a wealthy family and I’m from Oklahoma so you can maybe put that massive intellect to work and figure out that ive known the oil and gas buisness since i was like 15. Obama has been a good president, considering what he inherite i would say hes been a fantastic commander-in-chief. you are right that much of Clinton’s surplus was a product of reaganomics in his first term, but those factors from Reaganeconomics also to the thought processes of the 08 disaster. I dont bash Bush because he is my POTUS. I dont bash Reagan because he was a top 10 POTUS if they took a scholastic poll. I dont bash Clinton because he is the greatest president since Truman. I wont bash Obama because in 2 years he took so manhy risks and perfectly executed the head of the snake, shunned the far left to do whats best for all of us in several instances, and had quitely made great strides in education so China doesnt assfuck in the next 30 years, kept America safe, and got the wheels turning on having public health care (yes health, not obamacare)..im sure youre a smart guy but so am I. frat on good sir.

    13 years ago at 4:36 pm
  8. rooster cogburn

    ********* HAZE W*******. i sincerely apologize for not writing a goddamn thesis on the subject, guess i just have more important thing to do with my time. all you did was exstrapulate on what I said about oil, but well i guess i didnt just care enough to explain it as thoroughly as you b/c well I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO THAN WRITE A FUCKING EDITORIAL CRITIQUE. honestly i bet you do know more about the sio-economic-federal influence than I, but well I come from a wealthy family and I’m from Oklahoma so you can maybe put that massive intellect to work and figure out that ive known the oil and gas buisness since i was like 15. Obama has been a good president, considering what he inherite i would say hes been a fantastic commander-in-chief. you are right that much of Clinton’s surplus was a product of reaganomics in his first term, but those factors from Reaganeconomics also to the thought processes of the 08 disaster. I dont bash Bush because he is my POTUS. I dont bash Reagan because he was a top 10 POTUS if they took a scholastic poll. I dont bash Clinton because he is the greatest president since Truman. I wont bash Obama because in 2 years he took so manhy risks and perfectly executed the head of the snake, shunned the far left to do whats best for all of us in several instances, and had quitely made great strides in education so China doesnt assfuck in the next 30 years, kept America safe, and got the wheels turning on having public health care (yes health, not obamacare)..im sure youre a smart guy but so am I. frat on good sir.

    13 years ago at 4:46 pm
  10. Magister 1855

    Newt Gingrich! Surprised no one mentioned him. Liberals should not be allowed on TFM or and should have never got a bid in their moral/value based organizations in the first place. Obama is an embarrassment. He signed the royal guest book and wrote down the wrong date….what if TFM pledge is Obama…makes sense.

    13 years ago at 11:01 pm