Ohio Fugitive Trades Barbs With Sheriff And Citizens On Facebook, Cries Like A Bitch In His Mugshot
I ran across a quote a few years ago. It’s not your typical cliche. It actually seems to hold true more times than not. Even after an exhausting Google search, I cannot find the exact quote, but the gist of it is that the more ignorant someone is, the louder they tend to speak in order to make themselves heard. The intelligent among us stay quiet for fear of being seen as ignorant. With the pervasiveness of social media, the dipshits and braindead of our society have more access to communication than ever before, and with that comes the endless entertainment that a certified dumbass brings to the table.
About two days ago, the Butler County Sheriff’s Office in Ohio posted the following humorous, yet legitimate “wanted” flyer to their Facebook page.
The featured criminal is a man by the name of Andrew Marcum. Based on his assortment of charges, two previous mugshots, and a weak-ass selfie game, we can assume Andrew wasn’t blessed with an IQ on the good side of the bell curve. Now, other than the word of the Butler County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew has given us no hard evidence that he might have been the kid shoving Sharpie’s up his nostrils as a child.
A few hours after the Sheriff’s original post, a recognizable name popped up in the replies in response to his fellow citizens’ comments regarding his illegal activities.
Notice his profile picture? It matches the shitty selfie in the original post. That’s the same fucking guy. All assumptions can be thrown out the window. This deadbeat has confirmed his idiocy to the world.
The following day, the Butler County Sheriff took to another form of social media in an oft-futile effort to convince the fugitive to turn himself into authorities.
Hey Andrew Marcum we've got your room ready… pic.twitter.com/iYkANLD9hZ
— Richard K. Jones (@butlersheriff) March 3, 2015
Our boy Andrew fell for it, though, and later in the day he was the jail’s newest model.
Those eyes may be a little red, but I’m sure he was cuffed and strip-searched like a true Facebook hardass..
[via ABC News]
Image via Butler County Sheriff’s Office Facebook
“It doesn’t hurt to ask.” TFM.
11 years ago at 12:58 pmI actually ran the man down and took him into custody myself. True Story
11 years ago at 1:31 pmHahha what a fucking pussy
11 years ago at 6:22 pmI knew Andrew all the way back from Elementary School. He really was the idiot that stuck sharpies up his noes. I went to high school with him at Monroe High School in Monroe Ohio. Andrew liked to make a fool of himself. He was a fucking mouth breather who couldn’t have gotten into a college to save his life. In fact I doubt a remedial trade school wouldn’t have accepted him. He is trailer trash that belongs in the garbage because he gives trailer trash a bad name. I am honestly surprised it took him this long to get into trouble. I’m pretty sure that he dropped out toward the end of my junior year, when he was 18, having already been held back twice for being a total fuck. I’ve been graduated for 2 years now. So that gave him 3 years to walk around wasting my air. Fuck this guy.
11 years ago at 11:43 pm