Dad's company policy states that everyone has to be clean-shaven, especially secretaries. TFM.

    1. “fratstaches” always turn out to be greasy pedo staches. That is unless your name is Ron Swanson or Ron bourgandy

      13 years ago at 6:25 pm
  1. upperdeck_daddy

    your dad sounds like a fucked up retard who should be in a mental asylum. congrats.

    13 years ago at 7:16 pm
  2. Fratrick Brochanan

    Not to be a dick, (totally intended to be a dick) but who the fuck with any self respect works at a company where the secretaries get old enough to get facial hair?

    It reaches a point when if they’re not married off, they’re laid off.

    13 years ago at 10:58 pm
    1. Fratrick Brochanan

      Let alone owning the company…

      Walk that fine line between interview and casting couch.

      After all, “You didn’t fuck that secretary. Somebody else did that.”

      Finally, OB’s okay with me…

      13 years ago at 11:02 pm
  3. Ku Klux Klan

    My policy is you have to be white. If you aren’t, get the fuck out of my country ya God damn black

    13 years ago at 2:17 am