Two professors, my barber, and the bartender told me to slow down by noon on my 21st birthday. TFM.

  1. proud to be tEXan

    So let me get this straight… You drank in two of your classes, went and drunkenly got a haircut, and then went to the bar, all before noon?

    14 years ago at 9:46 pm
    1. Huge Boehner

      No. He was running with scissors and they told him to slow down or he’d hurt himself.

      14 years ago at 9:23 am
  2. Andy Bronard

    Holy shit, I’m guessing your waiter, and the guy you were getting blow jobs from told you to slow down too.

    14 years ago at 11:07 am