Ohio Pledge Actually Has His Testicle Hazed Off
After some serious gayzing at the Gamma Phi Gamma house at the Quaker-affiliated Wilmington College in Ohio, a pledge lost a testicle.
Yes, he literally had his ball hazed off.
Gamma Phi Gamma is known to students as “Gobbler House,” which should have been the first sign to potential pledges to stay the hell away, but I digress. There are far weirder issues at stake here.
For initiation, Gobbler brothers flooded the basement with water, forced three pledges to strip completely naked while blindfolded, and rub off-brand Icy Hot on their nipples, back, butt, and ballsack. Because that wasn’t fucking weird enough, they stuffed limburger cheese in the pledges mouths, were given “a ball of stuffing,” and told to have sex with it all while 20 brothers watched. To complete the ritual, the brothers tied knots in the end of wet towels and hit the pledges in the sack with it. Apparently only emotionally scaring them for the rest of their lives wasn’t enough.
One of the pledges, Tyler Lawrence, “went to the ground immediately in pain and was clutching himself in the groin” because he had been just subjected to what could literally be described as torture. The Gobblers lifted him to his feet, simply thinking that he was just acting like a pussy. They proceeded to shove vinegar soaked bananas into the mouths of the pledges, including Lawrence, and convinced them it was actual shit.
After earning his letters in the worst way imaginable, Lawrence didn’t chug a bottle, hang out with his new brothers, and get laid like most JI’s. Nope, he went to the hospital where they had to remove part of his manhood. He didn’t get a nut, he lost one.
What in the actual fuck, Gamma Phi Gamma?
[via The Smoking Gun]
I thought this was a joke at first. I wouldn’t wish this upon Woodhouse even.
12 years ago at 4:28 pmI don’t know if they grade sand but… coarse
12 years ago at 12:42 pmI ran out of red flags when reading this…I mean my frats shenanigans are cheeky and funny, the “gobblers” Shenanigans are sad and mean. which doesn’t even make them Shenanigans, really. More like Evil Shenanigans……..Shenanigans.
12 years ago at 4:32 pmthats what you get from trusting a group of guys known as “gobblers”
12 years ago at 4:37 pmWhat’s a gamma phi gamma?
12 years ago at 4:38 pmMy thoughts exactly.
12 years ago at 5:33 pmrelated to Yo Gabba Gabba, I think
12 years ago at 9:03 am^
12 years ago at 9:35 amWho the fuck comes up with this stuff?
12 years ago at 4:56 pmDisband those fuckers. Good God that’s not hazing that’s torture. Why would anyone want to join that?
12 years ago at 5:16 pmI hate the people who get balled and then leak secrets because they are bitter or sue the fraternity when they get a DWI…
But this is a time I would sue the absolute fuck out of this organization for every penny. This is so fucked up.
12 years ago at 5:36 pmShut up
12 years ago at 6:51 pmSurprised no one has posted a gif of the Casino Royale torture scene.
12 years ago at 5:36 pmThis is a joke, right?
12 years ago at 6:10 pmGood lord, look at these goobers.
http://www.wilmington.edu/gamma-phi-gamma/index.cfm
12 years ago at 6:19 pm“We are currently the nation’s oldest and largest local fraternity.”
What a statement.
12 years ago at 8:46 pmthey have fucking 15 brothers, is it even a damn fraternity?!
12 years ago at 10:53 am