Ohio State President Gordon Gee Commits Twitter Blunder, Michigan Blogger Overreacts
Senior citizen and Ohio State President Gordon Gee, the bow tie king of the Midwest, owns and presumably operates his own Twitter account. After spending a minute skimming through his timeline, it reads exactly how I imagined it would — like a typical fun-loving grandfather, except with an important, publicly-scrutinized job. The kind of guy you’d sit around a game of bridge with, sipping on a nice glass of merlot and discussing his beloved Buckeyes or, and after his third glass of red, the latest batch of freshmen trim strolling around Columbus. He’s your typical old man.
But just like any old timer, Gee struggles with the nuances of social media. Actually, he’s probably in the top five percentile in his age group in this category, but suffice it to say, he’s still on the upward climb side of the overall social media-grasping curve, most notably in the “once you post it, it’s permanent” topic.
On Monday night at 11:45pm, which you’d think is way past his bedtime, President Gee tweeted the following:
The “Schott” is shorthand for the Jerome Schottenstein Center where OSU plays roundball. And as this Michigan-affiliated blogger points out — in a manner you’ll soon realize is ironically douchey — there was no OSU-Wisky basketball game on Monday night in the Schott. The game was Tuesday. The old man was a day short, thus caught in a harmless lie.
“Goergs” from a blog called It’s Always Sunny in Detroit (get it? like the Philadelphia based TV show) wrote the following:
The only problem – THE GAME IS ON TUESDAY. Gee followed his douchey tweet up with an even douchier one…
What a douche this Goergs fella is. Once a grown man is old enough to have grandchildren running around, or hell, even way before then, you stow away the word “douche” when describing him unless they commit an act so overtly douchey that no other word will suffice. Leave that word for the kids, you goddamn douche.
Gee was simply trying to hype up his student body for the big game. He got his schedule mixed up and fired out a tweet, probably a few merlots deep, and it came back to nip him in the ass. But it was a minor infraction, and being the gentle, jovial geriatric that he his, he tried to spin it into a self-deprecating joke with his next tweet, or the “douchier” tweet, according to the bitter douche-blogger-Wolverine-fan:
What a guy this Gee character is. What a damn guy.
Lastly, I’m not totally convinced that Gee was lying, but instead in his declining, old man mind he was actually sitting in an empty basketball arena wondering where the hell everybody was.
Goergs wasn’t done douching up the place, though. He left us with one last, pointless defamatory remark:
There is lying among the Ohio State administrators? Wow, shocking. This wouldn’t be the first time (see Tressel, Jim & tattoos).
God, you’re a douche.
[via It’s Always Sunny in Detroit]
Image via USAS
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12 years ago at 10:22 amBeing absolutely clueless, yet still being the president of a university. TFM.
12 years ago at 10:23 amMichigan is the worst. Frat on, Gordon.
12 years ago at 10:23 amDude, this whole article was stolen from Old Row.
12 years ago at 10:23 am^Old Row still exists?
12 years ago at 10:31 amI’m so fucking confused by these two ^
12 years ago at 10:48 am^ It’s in response to Old Row’s TFM Book smear campaign in the Amazon reviews. They’re acting like jealous children.
12 years ago at 11:07 amDamn you are stupid, Dorn. Why is there an Active and a blackballed The_Chilis_Guy? Did you make the level-system to show people which one of these is the real one and which is fake? Who the fuck cares about Old Row. It’s a site of washed up fuck-faces. Like you. Kill yourself.
12 years ago at 11:19 amUncle Rodge, I think he means ^^^, ^^^^ those two fucks have the same name but different ranks.
12 years ago at 11:21 am^^ Whoa there MOTHERFUCKER. Don’t come at Dorn like that rookie.
12 years ago at 11:22 am^Fuck you, pledge.
12 years ago at 11:23 amYou mad bro? Did Uncle Rodge take your sister out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again?
12 years ago at 11:28 amThis article was better the first time i read it… on OldRow…2 days ago
12 years ago at 11:28 am^ Thinks he funny
12 years ago at 11:31 amI have no idea why there are two Chili’s Guys. I don’t care either.
12 years ago at 11:33 amblackballed is the fake.
12 years ago at 11:34 am1st chilis guy is real.. copy and paste the names and you’ll see the difference
12 years ago at 12:02 pm^ Try Hard
12 years ago at 12:25 pm^ You guys are wearing that term out.
12 years ago at 1:48 pmGood article Dorn. You’ve won me over. Now bask in my adoration!
12 years ago at 3:07 pmChili’s Guy is like the holy trinity, all part of the same being but in distinct entities.
12 years ago at 7:02 pm^Ah, very insightful Chili’s Guy. Oprah Is A Dyke is a full trinity. We include the heretofore unborn account, Oprah Is A Trikke as our “Holy Ghost” of sorts. On that note, I saw your dead mother the other day, talk about a HOLEY ghost! (Because of her sexual promiscuity she has developed rather distinct holes which have permeated death.)
12 years ago at 7:08 pmOr do I mean pervaded death? Perhaps, each word has its merits. (I prefer pervaded, though I’ll have to get back to you on whether or not a full apology is in order.)
12 years ago at 7:10 pmThat was interesting.
11 years ago at 2:16 pmI’m old row
12 years ago at 10:26 amBlacking out so hard you think you’re at a basketball game the next day. TFM
12 years ago at 10:37 amFucking. This.
12 years ago at 12:47 pmGordon Gee is fucking awesome, for anyone that hasn’t heard of him before. Fraternity alum, highest-paid university president in the country, massive bowtie collection, spent $7.7M solely on throwing parties, and his wife smokes green on the reg. Much respect to the old man. He’s doing it right.
12 years ago at 10:45 amHe walks around on weekends and rages at off-campus parties
12 years ago at 10:50 amHonestly, I would believe it.
12 years ago at 3:53 pmFratMuscle strikes me as the kind of guy whose idea of raging is shoving a broomstick up his asshole while blowing a dildo that’s suction cupped to the wall. Do me a favor, go outside and find a brick, then proceed to smash the teeth out of your mouth so I can gum fuck you. Bitch.
12 years ago at 6:22 pmGoergs is the douchiest douche in the douchiverse
12 years ago at 10:55 amHas never worn the same bowtie in his life, regularly attends house parties, and refers to other schools as “Little Sisters of the Poor.” Gee is FaF.
12 years ago at 11:35 amFuck Michigan
12 years ago at 12:21 pm