Ohio State Ski Trip Ends Early with 4 Arrests, 60 Citations After Discovery of LSD, Shrooms, Pot
I’m talking about a little place called Asssspennn.
200 students and copious amounts of alcohol, shrooms, LSD and pot spread out over three buses en route to Aspen, Colorado sounds like a can’t miss roadie. I’m even willing to look past the inclusion of LSD, and the more-than-casual recreational drug users that inevitably come with it. Of course, with all these illegal narcotics onboard, and their non-discrete ingestion of said drugs on the bus, a cool bus driver is a vital piece to the success of the trip. For these Ohio State dopers, that’s the one thing they forgot.
The driver for the Ohio State University Ski and Snowboard Club ski trip called the police on December 14 in Indiana after smelling pot.
Three buses were searched by a drug-sniffing dog and the Henry County Sheriff’s office, resulting in the arrest of four men for felony drug possession charges. Of the 200 students on the trip, 15 were cited for misdemeanor possession of marijuana, and another 40 to 50 students were cited with a minor misdemeanor possession or consumption of alcohol, according to The Columbus Dispatch.
It also reported that LSD, hallucinogenic mushrooms in capsule form, $12,000 in cash and various forms of marijuana were found on the buses.
I’d bet big at 3-to-1 odds that the shrooms and LSD belonged to the boarders of the group, and the old school skiiers were dipping into the booze and occasional spliff. You boarders and your Oakley goggles and saggy pants are ski town trash, man. Go shred in New Mexico.
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12 years ago at 2:23 pm^Nazi Bacon, I think we could be friends.
12 years ago at 2:34 pm^^Nazi Bacon, we should be more than friends.
12 years ago at 3:32 pmRoger, you fucking prude. I bet you were the dipshit that smoked cigars because it was “fratty.” God I can’t stand miserable debbie downers like you. Other than you and other straight-laced losers, who didn’t do a bunch of psychedelics in college?
12 years ago at 1:50 pmSo true. There’s a time and a place for everything and its called college
12 years ago at 2:01 pm^^ Shut the fuck up and go get lost in a Dead album, tree hugger.
12 years ago at 2:10 pm^ Yeah, I’ve seen South Park, too.
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12 years ago at 2:20 pmDamn dopers.
12 years ago at 2:25 pmI agree with Beanland. Fuck you and your communist ideals, Dorn. We all love psychedelics and I love to snowboard because I’m better at it than skiing. Butt chug bleach.
12 years ago at 11:23 pmI fucking hate snow boarders.
12 years ago at 1:53 pm^This. Skiing. FaF
12 years ago at 1:58 pmWE’RE JUST TRYING TO SHRED THE GNAR. FUCK THE SYSTEM #YOLO
12 years ago at 2:12 pmI see a shit ton of skiers that dress and act just like snowboarders. But yeah totally, having some balls and flying like a motherfucker through the air on a snowboard is so NF because the founding fathers didn’t do it
12 years ago at 11:10 pmSkiing blows donkey dick! who wants to worry about french frying when your supposed to pizza…
12 years ago at 11:13 am^YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
12 years ago at 11:35 am“Go shred in New Mexico”.
12 years ago at 1:59 pm.
Woah, slow down there, Padre. There’s a NEW Mexico?
^wait was this your first original comment?
12 years ago at 7:14 pmNo, I was trying to post this using my real account but I forgot to log out of my troll account.
12 years ago at 7:17 pmHAHA at least he’s honest.
12 years ago at 11:24 pmSÃ, muchos miembros de mi familia se coló al otro lado de la frontera en Nuevo México
12 years ago at 12:29 amOnly having troll accounts. TFTC
12 years ago at 1:33 am^^^^ hahaha, I like your work. No laps needed here. Please proceed.
12 years ago at 9:23 amWho doesn’t like the occasional dose?
12 years ago at 2:03 pm^ Taking mass hits of acid TFTC?
12 years ago at 11:15 pm$12,000 cash split between 200 students? $60 each. WOAH!
12 years ago at 2:08 pmDorn, can we please have permission to comment on the TFM Sweetheart of the week columns? We’ll be nice.
12 years ago at 2:24 pmI tried that already. It didn’t work out.
12 years ago at 2:26 pmyoure welcome.
12 years ago at 4:14 pmWhat the fuck are they gonna do in Aspen without weed, LSD, shrooms, and booze? That’s 90% of the fun right there.
12 years ago at 6:26 pmTrust me, you can find all of that there anyway.
12 years ago at 11:26 pm“Go shred new mexico”… How about fuck you, stay out of colorado ya gaper.
12 years ago at 9:03 pmStay out of my territory!
12 years ago at 9:55 pmStay out of my beach community, Lebowski.
12 years ago at 10:28 pm^
12 years ago at 11:06 pmMost of New Mexico mountains are ski only, I guess you had to be there.
12 years ago at 10:37 pm