Ohio State Ski Trip Ends Early with 4 Arrests, 60 Citations After Discovery of LSD, Shrooms, Pot

I’m talking about a little place called Asssspennn.

200 students and copious amounts of alcohol, shrooms, LSD and pot spread out over three buses en route to Aspen, Colorado sounds like a can’t miss roadie. I’m even willing to look past the inclusion of LSD, and the more-than-casual recreational drug users that inevitably come with it. Of course, with all these illegal narcotics onboard, and their non-discrete ingestion of said drugs on the bus, a cool bus driver is a vital piece to the success of the trip. For these Ohio State dopers, that’s the one thing they forgot.

The driver for the Ohio State University Ski and Snowboard Club ski trip called the police on December 14 in Indiana after smelling pot.

Three buses were searched by a drug-sniffing dog and the Henry County Sheriff’s office, resulting in the arrest of four men for felony drug possession charges. Of the 200 students on the trip, 15 were cited for misdemeanor possession of marijuana, and another 40 to 50 students were cited with a minor misdemeanor possession or consumption of alcohol, according to The Columbus Dispatch.

It also reported that LSD, hallucinogenic mushrooms in capsule form, $12,000 in cash and various forms of marijuana were found on the buses.

I’d bet big at 3-to-1 odds that the shrooms and LSD belonged to the boarders of the group, and the old school skiiers were dipping into the booze and occasional spliff. You boarders and your Oakley goggles and saggy pants are ski town trash, man. Go shred in New Mexico.

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    1. Nazi Bacon

      If only I had a gas chamber for every time an unfunny .gif was used on this site.

      12 years ago at 2:23 pm
  1. Beanland

    Roger, you fucking prude. I bet you were the dipshit that smoked cigars because it was “fratty.” God I can’t stand miserable debbie downers like you. Other than you and other straight-laced losers, who didn’t do a bunch of psychedelics in college?

    12 years ago at 1:50 pm
    1. Calvin Candie

      So true. There’s a time and a place for everything and its called college

      12 years ago at 2:01 pm
    2. Bone Padre

      ^^ Shut the fuck up and go get lost in a Dead album, tree hugger.
      ^ Yeah, I’ve seen South Park, too.

      12 years ago at 2:10 pm
    3. National Fratpoon

      I agree with Beanland. Fuck you and your communist ideals, Dorn. We all love psychedelics and I love to snowboard because I’m better at it than skiing. Butt chug bleach.

      12 years ago at 11:23 pm
    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      I see a shit ton of skiers that dress and act just like snowboarders. But yeah totally, having some balls and flying like a motherfucker through the air on a snowboard is so NF because the founding fathers didn’t do it

      12 years ago at 11:10 pm
    2. fratbone

      Skiing blows donkey dick! who wants to worry about french frying when your supposed to pizza…

      12 years ago at 11:13 am
  2. TFM Repeater

    “Go shred in New Mexico”.
    .
    Woah, slow down there, Padre. There’s a NEW Mexico?

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. TFM Repeater

      No, I was trying to post this using my real account but I forgot to log out of my troll account.

      12 years ago at 7:17 pm
    2. Pablo

      Sí, muchos miembros de mi familia se coló al otro lado de la frontera en Nuevo México

      12 years ago at 12:29 am
  3. Anthony Fratvin

    Dorn, can we please have permission to comment on the TFM Sweetheart of the week columns? We’ll be nice.

    12 years ago at 2:24 pm
  4. MasterOfTheAOs

    What the fuck are they gonna do in Aspen without weed, LSD, shrooms, and booze? That’s 90% of the fun right there.

    12 years ago at 6:26 pm
  5. Boat shoes and Booze

    “Go shred new mexico”… How about fuck you, stay out of colorado ya gaper.

    12 years ago at 9:03 pm