Ohio State Student Sinks Impossible Shot and Earns An A For Entire OChem Class
9 years ago

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Organic chemistry sucks. OChem professors know it too, and never miss a chance to be cocky S.O.B.s. But when one Ohio State professor dared a student in his class to make an impossible throw from the upper level to hit a tiny plastic bin next to the lectern, he got more than he bargained for.

The stakes: a perfect score for the entire class on an OChem exam. The contender: this guy, Vinny Forte, who ascended to the high perch of the stoners and the sleeping dudes to challenge the very Gods like a pumped-up garbage can basketball Hercules with his mighty throw

Against all odds, Vinny hits the target and the room explodes, hurling this champion forever into the annals of legend (although everyone thinks his name is Benny for some reason). Vinny is a true hero, and exactly the savior we need.

God speed, Vinny. God speed.

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  3. Jabba the PizzaHutt

    Not related, but does anyone else get annoyed by the sluts on Facebook who constantly post their odyssey articles or whatever the fuck they are? The only way you’re going to make a living off of writing is if you suck so much dick that you could glaze a days worth of Krispy Kreme donuts with the ejaculate you collect in your mouth.

    9 years ago at 4:07 pm
  4. Frat740

    So in the title you say he earned an A in the calls for everyone, in the article you say he earned an A on an exam for everyone, and in actuality he just earned an A on a quiz for everyone. Cool nonetheless, but what the fuck.

    9 years ago at 10:14 pm
  6. dcp123

    So, given that the class is going to be graded on a curve, that basically just means that the quiz didn’t count towards anyone’s grade. Fun, but not really helpful for any pre-meds struggling to get a decent grade in o-chem.

    9 years ago at 4:01 pm