GDI asked me if my two carat diamond necklace was real. I replied with, "the only things not real around here are my boobs and your purse." TSM

    1. dicking down bitches

      Agreed, however fake boobs are srat, not everybody is born with awesome boobage

      15 years ago at 9:30 am
  1. Good genes TSM

    Fake boobs, NF. My perky boobs were given to me by God. Yours? As fake as your chances to get a bid, GDI. Ladies, take note. Posts like these are how you can tell the difference between new money and old. TSM.

    15 years ago at 1:22 am
    1. TLAMslam

      Amen. My grandma is 70 and still gets hit on, and her tata’s are amazing! Being a milf by the grace of God and not by the knife is the true TSM here.

      15 years ago at 11:35 am
  2. Sraks Fifth Ave

    I’m sure it’s rough being born with unfortunate genes, bless your heart, but the only plastic a lady should carry is her Amex Black.

    Besides, the only thing more GDI than fakes are bragging about them.

    15 years ago at 1:16 pm
  3. SaintsFan

    Wow what a bitch! Then you posted it on the internet! You must be very, VERY wealthy.

    15 years ago at 7:30 pm