Ryan Lochte's mom saying he is too busy for a girlfriend and only does one night stands. TFM.

  1. BROldmanSachs

    I think that Lochte’s mother is far too involved with his sexual activity.

    14 years ago at 5:13 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      I share stuff with my mom all the time you dingo. She knows who I fornicate with and who I don’t. Here at Devry we have a mandatory requirement for all vigins to fornicate with the same or opposite sex within there first year. #animalsdontcount #hismomishot #iwouldpoopinherjj

      14 years ago at 5:19 pm
    2. Elton_John_FaF_

      ^ the only thing worse than a someone trying too hard to act fratty on this site is someone trying too hard to be a troll

      14 years ago at 7:38 pm
    3. BROldmanSachs

      I’m glad you feel the need to post your shitty humor on the Internet, champ. Much better than actually going out and talking to girls.

      14 years ago at 12:28 am
  2. Fratlem Brotrotters

    Wow I never would have guessed this one will be posted… I bet the next one has to do with Westboro fucktards not being able to protest anymore. It’s just a hunch.

    14 years ago at 5:15 pm
    1. Tits or GTFO

      When I see Michael Phelps I think of America, winning and partying. When I see Lochte I think of Nelly

      14 years ago at 8:04 pm