Oklahoma Gun Range Approved For Liquor License
Do you ever wish you could crack open a cold one while out on the shooting range? Now you can, sort of, at the Wilshire Gun Range near Oklahoma City, which recently acquired a liquor license. Finally, a government sanctioned combining of weapons and liquor.
Aside from serving alcohol to its patrons, this is a pretty damn impressive shooting range. The range is 40,000 square feet, and it includes 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes, and a cafĂ© where food and alcohol will be served. For the liberals worried that this gun range will turn all of Oklahoma into the wild fucking west, they should know that when a customer orders an alcoholic drink on the premises, the range will immediately flag his or her driver’s license. This is to prevent people from drinking alcohol before entering the shooting facilities. Despite the safety measures, skeptics–including Brent Fairchild of the Alcoholic Beverage Laws Enforcement Commission–predict people will find a way around the rules. No shit, Sherlock. Time will tell if this gun range can pull it off. Hopefully all goes well, and soon, all gun ranges will serve alcohol, because it’s only natural to want an ice cold beer after putting down a smoking gun.
[via 4029TV]
They should keep an ambulance parked there at all times
10 years ago at 1:09 pmAll that’s missing is an escort service.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmAnd with 40,000 square feet, you can hide their bodies on the premises.
10 years ago at 1:31 pmIn the human trafficing capital of the nation, that’s probably more likely than you’d think…
10 years ago at 1:41 amWhiskey and guns. ‘Merica
10 years ago at 1:37 pmFuck Pike. ‘Merica
10 years ago at 9:29 amFuck you. ‘Merica.
10 years ago at 12:52 amTailgating the range. TFM
10 years ago at 2:46 pmThis won’t end well..
10 years ago at 4:12 pmRepublicans >
10 years ago at 4:53 pmThis will take “hold my beer” to a new level.
10 years ago at 9:51 amDreams do come true
10 years ago at 10:38 am