1. Bro Live

    Can we just come to terms that this guy isn’t that frat? He wears cargos, he’s in that gay ass video with Fowler, he has more hair than most hippies, he wears a fucking visor, AND he’s left-handed. The charity idea with the camo outfit is a great gesture, but if this guy wasn’t a golfer, he would wear a pocket protecter, thick hipster glasses and he would call me “sir” when I walked by his 3×5 cubicle.

    14 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. 993

      But he is a golfer. And he is damn good at it. His visor is FaF, and his frat swoop is killer. Also, he makes a fuckload of money. A fuckload more than you ever will in your 3×5 cubicle. So shut the fuck up.

      14 years ago at 1:30 pm
    2. k

      Agreed with Bro Live. Not to take away from Bubba Watson’s skill, but seriously, the only thing that makes him frat every other day is the fact that he plays golf.

      Obama plays golf, too.

      14 years ago at 3:12 pm
    3. Bro Reilly Frator

      “AND he’s left-handed.”

      Sorry I didn’t know that to be a frat star you had to be right handed. Fuck I have to now delete my account, quit the house and buy some cargs.

      14 years ago at 4:01 pm
    4. Frappa Fralpha

      Damn Bro Reilly I’m right there with you, but here are some fratty lefties: Ben Hogan, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Steve Forbes, N.B. Forrest, Tom Glavine, Arnold Palmer, J Edgar Hoover, John McEnroe, and Kennedy. That being said Bubba is FaF he is a hard core Christian God fearing patriot who supports the troops, hazes Fowler on the links, rages like its his job, and hits the biggest drives on tour…. There is nothing about him that isn’t FaF

      14 years ago at 10:01 pm
    5. Captain Fratbeard

      He actually doesn’t “hit the biggest drives on tour”…get your facts straight

      14 years ago at 10:49 pm
    6. Conservative as FRAT

      He’s more frat than you. His dad was a Green Beret. He’s flipped the bird multiple times to Europe, gets millions playing golf, is white, and with a name like “Bubba” – you know he’s racist.

      That’s about as frat as you can get.

      14 years ago at 8:30 pm
    1. BRObert gates

      I will find you, take your head off, and shit down your neck you commie bastard

      14 years ago at 10:40 pm
  2. masterfrat

    I am going to have to say that Bubba is sadly NF. Here is a break down:

    Frat: hair, visor, golf, money
    Not Frat: those atrocious pants, cargos, video, being friends with fowler and the other gdis in the video

    I think everyone on this site that loves the guy just has a homosexual crush on his handsome good looks.

    14 years ago at 8:30 am
    1. Reaganomic

      So you’re saying other guys have a crush when you just said he has handsome good looks? Queer.

      14 years ago at 1:26 pm
    2. The Banquet Beer

      You do know he wore those pants to honor his deceased father on Father’s Day because his dad served in Vietnam, right?

      14 years ago at 11:50 pm
  3. Wylin Out

    You think he cares about what ya’ll have to say about him on a website? Nahhh, he’s just making more money than any one of ya’ll and just swaggin on the golf course lettin his nuts hang!!!!

    14 years ago at 7:49 pm
  4. BourbonMeyer1

    Id play golf with the GDI bastard any day. Geed or not, he can whoop my ass and give me some pointers along the way.

    14 years ago at 8:10 pm
  5. Pearls_n_Pansies

    Pissing the shit out of people who nit-pick his appearance is what makes him TFTC–deal with it.

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm