Old Timer Takes Javelin to the Neck and Dies
The lovely lady in the above photo has nothing to do with this story, but she is an Olympic javelin thrower from Paraguay, and I don’t foresee many other opportunities to post a photo of her. And this story is about javelins, so I figure ‘fuck it.’
I guess when a spectator sport involves hurling a deadly weapon as far as possible, an accident like was this was destined to happen. Well, it happened. A 74 year-old German referee took one to the jugular Sunday, and by “one” I mean a nine ft. spear, a pre-historic weapon that was renamed a javelin to knock the scary off it and enter it into the sporting world.
The 74-year-old man was officiating at a youth meet in the western city of Duesseldorf when the incident happened late Sunday, police spokesman Andre Hartwig said. He was immediately taken to hospital but died of injuries early Monday, Hartwig said. The local athletics association for Duesseldorf and Neuss identified the man as Dieter Strack.
Poor Dieter, man.
I think it’s time to implement some prerequisites for javelin referees. The first one I’d propose is they must be somewhat agile, which in effect should eliminate all 74 year-olds from standing adjacent to the playing surface where these tools of death are to land. 64 and 54 year-olds may need to become spectators, too. Young, agile and alert: these should be qualities of a javelin ref. Gotta keep that head on a swivel and ready for action.
- [via CBS Sports]
I’d javelin the shit outta her
12 years ago at 2:38 pmbutterface
12 years ago at 2:42 pmIt looks like the try hards are going to be coming out in full force for this one.
12 years ago at 3:13 pmWhere’s DAB when you need him?
12 years ago at 3:16 pmI mean not that I WOULDN’T, I’m just sayin’ she’s not the greatest.
12 years ago at 3:22 pmYou bat for the other team, chief?
12 years ago at 3:38 pmHe is the starting catcher.
12 years ago at 3:43 pm^^^^^^ to quote the great DAB “You Queer Boy?”
12 years ago at 6:03 pmI didn’t look at her face.
12 years ago at 8:37 pmShe has a face?
12 years ago at 10:07 amwhat did the article say?
12 years ago at 3:36 pm^This.
12 years ago at 8:37 pmi would go as far as even saying beautiful… i mean i would still cheat on her every chance i get though…
12 years ago at 10:34 am^ exactly
12 years ago at 3:41 pmMissing the reply button. TFTC
12 years ago at 3:48 pm^ Got ’em
12 years ago at 4:39 pmThis fucking guy did something here. ^
12 years ago at 6:04 pmI’d launch my javelin at her.
12 years ago at 5:18 pmAlso, who knew that Youth + Javelin competition + 74-year-old referee = Calamity?
12 years ago at 5:30 pmDorn, there are days where I want to kill you and then there are days where you post pictures of hot foreign girls…AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
12 years ago at 5:41 pm^(Attempts to high-five Dorn and misses.)
12 years ago at 6:08 pmPardon me, Mr. Perfect. I forgot that you never ever write a bad column!
12 years ago at 9:23 pmI’d fuck the foreign out of her.
12 years ago at 10:28 pmI love Paraguay now!
12 years ago at 11:04 pm