Stating "Independence" when a British customs agent asks you if you have anything to declare. TFM.

  1. OurHero

    COOL INTERN!!!!! I leave a witty comment on the driver column. Then you disable the comments. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

    13 years ago at 4:37 pm
  2. Frat Chauvinist

    I hate women I really do. Clearly society is not how it should be. Women are useless. They can’t do anything without men – the computer you’re using right now, who made that? A fucking man, that’s who. Women just leech off men. This is why I want to rape and kill women, I hate their stupid faces. They behave like animals, drinking and having boyfriends. So I will treat them like animals, I will drag them thought the dirt before I slit their throats. Call me whatever – I know I’m right, and secretly so do you. Think about it, in caveman times what purpose would woman serve. They would be begging men for food in exchange for sex and getting raped. Seriously, how has society gone so wrong? Women get paid to become pregnant because they behave like whores, they are paid to create more drug addicts to plague an already overpopulated world. Society is manipulated to ensure a “level playing field” to correct the “pay gap” created by women’s lack of skill and motivation. Name one job a woman can do better than a man that doesn’t involve children. Name one woman who did something of historical significance.
    In a future Utopian society women will be kept in cages and fed raw meat like the animals they are. When they have their period they will be segregated from the rest of the women and put in a dark hole in the ground. When a woman needs to use the toilet they must use another woman’s cupped hands, then use the poo to make a soup. Then when they eat the soup we will round them up by whipping their chubby thighs until they are all back in there cages. We then begin the sorting. Women will be sorted into different categories — fat and ugly. The fat ones will be used as transport and a source of food, while the ugly ones will be shaved and coated in a viscous lubricant and forced to fight in an arena. The survivor gets to mate.

    13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    1. Eugenicist at Large

      “Did you know that Ted Bundy’s first dog, a Collie, was named Lassie? Have you heard this?” ^^^That guy in real life. He is, however, correct in his assertion that there are no girls with good personalities.

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
    2. 0bid0offeronfucks

      I’d be pissed too if your mom turned me down for an HJ too but I wouldn’t write off all female compaionship as a result. Fairly confident that a woman had something to do with your whole being born thing so in light of that maybe tone down the whole “they haven’t done anything” statement. Seriously, your Gay, womanless society sounds (fun?) but I think I’ll pass.

      13 years ago at 5:03 am
    3. 0bid0offeronfucks

      Relax try hard; I wrote it on an iPhone and clearly fat fingered letters. I go to Northwestern- I’m pretty sure my sperm has a higher IQ than you.

      13 years ago at 8:31 am
    4. BrovWade

      You go to Northwestern and have fingers too fat to type on an iPhone. Sounds like a real fratstar.

      13 years ago at 8:52 pm