The winds of change: Mom makes lunch for slam. Slam makes lunch for me. Slam tells me to "have fun" with another girl.

  1. The Golden Fleece

    Scenarios: 1. She’s not your “slam.” She’s just one of your friends who made you a sandwich. 2. She’s being a sarcastic bitch who’s actually pissed off with you and trying some sort of manipulative, woman mind trick bullshit. 3. This is completely staged.

    14 years ago at 6:38 pm
  2. peacelovelyre

    I just thought he had a girl dog or something and they had a conversation about how excited he was to see his dog again, or perhaps it’s a car. I know my boyfriend has called his classic 1960something blahblahblah guitar his lady before and I’ve made similar jokes. No girl would ever say have fun with another girl, even if it’s casual.

    14 years ago at 3:53 pm
    1. Fraternal__Reb

      ^I’m sorry, all of these other comments are warranted and thought provoking. Yours is just fucking stupid. Get back to the kitchen before I have you make me lunch too.

      14 years ago at 9:03 am