Get as much sleep as you can pledge. TPM.

  1. TomFREEBALLINPetty

    1. Why are you in the same class as a pledge?
    2. Even if the pledge is in your class, why are you even going to the class?

    14 years ago at 6:39 pm
    1. Rutherford B_Haze

      Possible explanation: The pledge is a sophmore, he is pledging a different fraternity than the poster is affiliated with, and the poster is going to class to stare at a slam’s tits from across the room.

      14 years ago at 6:42 pm
    1. bro_montana16

      ^^Literally broke the two golden rules in one try. Hope you have bleach on hand

      14 years ago at 1:18 am
    1. 1844_The_Win

      Well it was about that time that I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the pretazoic era

      14 years ago at 4:14 am
  2. TakeALap

    Nice high school desks. I haven’t sat in one of those in years. Real universities have lecture halls, not classrooms.

    14 years ago at 3:42 am
    1. QuintanaBreeze

      Fake universities? South Harmon Institute of Technology? S.H.I.T.? The S.H.I.T. Sandwiches?

      14 years ago at 7:11 am
    2. Edmund Law Rogers Jr

      My college has desks like those in smaller classrooms. Private schools = smaller class sizes = smaller classrooms.

      14 years ago at 1:43 pm