Our shorts are shorter, beer is colder, girls are hotter, bourbon stouter, pockets deeper, and we all know that football games are more of a social event...Welcome to the SEC. TFM.

  1. SallySororsituteSaysRTR

    your gameday is only more of a social event because your team sucks.

    14 years ago at 9:03 am
    1. ConFRATerate States

      Yeah our football teams suck…that’s why the last 4 national championshipions have been SEC schools

      14 years ago at 2:40 pm
  2. Frattastic

    And if you are referring to Ole Miss that’s why we have had back to back Cotton Bowls…

    14 years ago at 4:18 pm
    1. Brock Stoker

      Cotton Bowl payout = 3 mil.
      BCS National Championship = 18 mil

      2 cotton bowls = 6 mil.

      My school made 3 times that in one game.

      14 years ago at 7:42 pm
    2. Frattastic

      But your team and my team share all of our bowl earnings 12 ways… So it really doesn’t matter

      14 years ago at 8:28 am
    3. badmotherrucker1

      You must be some kind of dumbass if you didn’t know that every school shares their bowl earnings with the rest of the conference that they are in.

      14 years ago at 1:40 am
    4. frattinghard1101

      Ha SEC tards. There’s a reason why all of the sports commentators say the Big 12 is the best conference up and down. Because there’s actually competetition throughout the conference. Not just 2 good teams and the rest child’s play.

      12 years ago at 6:45 pm
      1. Frattin_dirty

        Ide take any SEC team over a big 10 team anyday! Kentucky or vandy would dominate michigan or ohio state anytime! WDE

        12 years ago at 12:15 pm
  3. Broto

    Ole Miss is full of queers too. Congrats of your loss to State this year. They were a great team.

    14 years ago at 10:06 am
    1. badmotherrucker1

      Wow you have to love a hater that has probably never even been to Ole Miss or been anywhere near the Grove. So keep on hating from your moms basement Broto and we will keep on raging.

      14 years ago at 1:38 am
  4. Holy Fratrimony

    I hate SEC cockiness. But yall frat the hardest. So I’ll allow it. The south will rise again.

    14 years ago at 7:36 pm
    1. Broy McAvoy

      Us knowing we’re better because we’re from the SEC is the same as gentlemen and slampieces knowing they’re better because they’re from below the mason-dixon line. It’s just true.

      14 years ago at 11:56 pm
    1. vanderFRAT

      clemson? over vandy? are you FUCKING NUTS? clemson doesn’t have SHIT on vandy.

      14 years ago at 3:16 pm
    2. KappaSigFratDaddy

      Vandy is the only school were their greek life actually studies and goes to class everyday. That doesn’t sound very decent to me.

      13 years ago at 12:10 am
    3. SEC_USC

      Just reading that c word that close to the great conference that is the sec just made me puke on my iphone

      12 years ago at 1:32 am
    1. Stars and Bars

      ‘There He Is’, you’re dead on. all y’all yankee GDIs should stay up north and never come down to where the beer and cigarettes are cheaper, the girls are dumb easy sweethearts, and the weather is perfect. you made the right choice stayin up north, tell your yankee friends the same… y’all aren’t missing out on living the dream up there i swear.

      14 years ago at 8:12 am
  5. Free WP Themes

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    14 years ago at 9:12 am
  6. Cowbros

    The SEC needs to stop having their football games on tv if they want to keep their image. I’ve never seen more painted up and team jersey wearing individuals in my life.

    14 years ago at 2:31 pm
    1. Bro since Birth

      If you’re repping FSU, you’re an obvious idiot who couldn’t get into Florida. Sucks to suck.
      Loosing to fsu after a shitty season that you all would lap up like dogs, and look how excited you all were. First time you beat UF in like 6 years. Your school is NF.

      14 years ago at 3:36 am