Time Doesn’t Exist For This Olympics Husband Double-Fisting His Second Round Of Beers At 9 A.M.

ItalianStallion8 years ago

There have been a lot of legendary stories out of PyeongChang thus far, from a US snowboarder sleeping in, being late, winning gold, and murking the FCC to alpine skiers allegedly being horny bastards. I didn’t think it could get any better until this little gem came along. Hands down, it’s the best thing to happen to the Olympics since the Jamaican bobsled team.

Screw that white tiger; make this guy the Olympics mascot. This man is everything I aspire to be as a husband if I ever enter the regrettable bond of matrimony. This dude ran out there saying, “Fuck time zones; if I want not one, not two, not three, but FOUR beers before 10 a.m., no one’s gonna tell me I can’t.” On top of this, let me remind you, his wife is a goddamn Olympic medalist. A borderline alcoholic and a skilled athlete: that’s a power couple I’d like to be a part of some day.

Canadians are massive drinkers. I’m not surprised in the slightest it was a maple leaf-wielding, hockey-loving American neighbor to the north partaking in a little morning boozing. I’m actually surprised he wasn’t drinking more. Four beers by 9 a.m.? Those are hoser numbers. You should be done with your first sixer by the time the sun rises..

[via Twitter/@Ben_T_Johnson]

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