On American Indifference

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Dear friends, followers, confidants, and concubines,

I’m worried about America. Seriously, I am. I’m not worried about the economy, politics, national security, or terrorism. I’m not worried about Edward Snowden, the royal baby, or how many drug overdoses North West is going to have by the time she’s 12. I couldn’t care less about the daytime MTV marathon that most people accept as reality. I’m worried about an ideal — a dying dream of America that comes to mind when you scream, “fuck yeah!” at the top of your lungs.

I’m worried about America because fewer and fewer young people understand the implications and responsibilities of being alive during this transitional phase of evolution.

In just a matter of decades, technology has fundamentally altered the way in which we interact with the world. We have access to more information and knowledge than all other generations combined. It’s not even important to teach kids anything anymore unless it’s advanced concepts or methods. Google and Wikipedia have essentially turned most test answers into trivia.

“Fucking sweet,” most people think. “Fire up the Xbox and download a degree.”

The problem is that a neo-Cambrian explosion brought on by the internet is inundating our collective unconscious with information. There are trillions of websites online featuring every absurd thing you could think of. All of it is available within seconds. Only about 1% of the Internet is actually worth two shih-tzus in a shitty-China restaurant. The other 99% is erroneous, irrelevant, or entirely outside the realm of acceptable media.

Seriously, have you seen Mr. Hands? That dude died. After filming that video, he walked into a hospital and died. A doctor had to come out of the emergency room and told Mr. Hands, “I’m sorry, we did everything we could, but your friend has been fucked to death by a horse. You should probably put it on the internet.”

Kids today grow up in a digital cradle that bathes them with instant interactions and answers. They are exposed to massive amounts of information and most of it is complete bullshit. That’s the basis for one of the largest problems that has ever existed in America: Inalienable indifference.

People are giving less and less of a shit about what’s going on around them in the world at large. They are bombarded by bullshit all day long. Computers, social media, and video games are giving meaning and value to millions of young adults. The technology is getting more immersive and the graphics are getting more realistic.

The virtual world that young Americans are so intertwined with is more entertaining than the real world. Kids born today already have Facebook pages. Their whole lives will be documented online. As they grow, they will no longer play outside with their friends, but play online with them. This behavior will carry into adulthood. They won’t know any better because that’s the way the world has always been to them.

I was part of the first generation to sign up for Facebook, back when you needed a valid college email address. I can remember a time before smart phones. Remember those invincible Nokia brickphones? Remember Snake?

Most teens today cannot. I might as well be discussing ancient history. They are completely immersed in a constantly evolving info-sphere that contains the sum of all human fuckery to date. Most people don’t give a shit about history, politics, or government. They’d rather discover unexplored parts of a video game than reveal fundamental truths about corruption or tyranny.

It’s an entire generation that’s been mesmerized by the pretty lights of paradigm shifting technology. Hundreds of millions of people constantly update their status. They willingly provide information about themselves to anyone who might be watching. It’s an Orwellian wet dream.

Based on what you like on Facebook, intelligence algorithms can categorize individuals and identify political persuasions, personality types, affiliations, and criminal tendencies. All digital communication, including the content of phone calls, is currently being recorded. Don’t believe anything the NSA says about “just the metadata” or any of that bullshit. Metadata is contained in a super tiny file size. If they were just saving the metadata, they wouldn’t have built a 1.7 billion dollar data center in Utah.

That facility has one purpose. It is designed to record the content of every phone call, text, email, picture, and video message as fast as it possibly can. Currently, its computers are estimated to be able to store data at a rate of 20 terabytes per minute. That’s the equivalent of copying the entire Library of Congress every minute. Think of the porn!

Every call, every dick pic, and every Google search, every thing — it’s all being recorded by the NSA. Most young people do not understand the gravity of this revelation. This is the largest middle finger to the American people since the unconstitutional Patriot Act that authorized it. The NSA isn’t accountable to Congress because Congress doesn’t even understand what they do. The NSA thinks it’s above the Constitution and outside the law.

A secretive shadow government is not part of the American dream, but unfortunately it has become part of American reality. It’s no longer a conspiracy theory. It’s a fact. The real tragedy is how few fucks are given about this. This isn’t a problem that needs more goddamn oversight. The Panopticon is here and it threatens the very fabric of American freedom. Do you think if the founding fathers were here today they would be like “every body chill, it’s just the metadata.”?

No. They would burn that shit straight to the ground. They wouldn’t be blinded by the bullshit for one second, so why are we?

Tyranny is not what’s destroying America… It’s indifference to tyranny. That’s the cancer that’s corroding the greatest nation on earth, but you probably don’t give a shit… so just change the channel.

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  1. Fratterhorn

    Awesome column, I try and explain this concept to people and they don’t understand. You really have to open your eyes to see what is happening to this country, it’s a real travesty. It’s only going to get worse. We are drowning in information, yet starved for knowledge.

    12 years ago at 1:37 pm
    1. GhostofKimball

      ^Travesty, noun: A false, absurd, or distorted representation of something.

      I think that describes the current administration and American social experience, wouldn’t you say?

      12 years ago at 10:10 am
    2. Satan

      ^I would go as far as to say that it accurately describes Greek life as presented to the public. It describes the wonderful and hollow promises of technology. Instead of (my current favorite) “smartphones are learning devices for your children” they are the modi operandi of countless social diseases of America. Instead of strong headed and bodied men going into college you have obese, disconnected, individuals that have been soo santitized that they don’t have an opinion. Even though it is presented as satire. It’s true.

      12 years ago at 10:45 am
    3. Satan

      ^ and yes, I know this is blastphemy on a site like this, but can you point out a single movie (BESIDES THAT ABOMINATION CALLED MOSTERS UNIV.!) ahhheemm…that had a postitive spin on Greek life that wasn’t considered hedonistic escapism but a true blue GOOD FRATERNITY MOVIE

      12 years ago at 10:50 am
    4. Satan

      ^ I mean, what would that even look like? In my mind it would have something like a mash up of a Dead Poets Society with a Perks of Being a Wallflower. Something realistic and viceral that has the mystery and appeal of greek life, shows something moving and uplifting; something that audiences feel like they have learned some life lesson by the end and something that isnt a tried and proven comedy plot line of “Fraternity messes up in act 1. Fraternity changes ways and gets act together or (in the plot of Animal House) goes whole hog in act 2. Concusion with successful endevors in act 3.

      12 years ago at 10:56 am
    5. Steersbeersnoqueers

      Satan, three, paragraph long comments without anyone replying to you is out of control. You need to be put down.

      12 years ago at 2:00 pm
  2. Tobacco_pouch

    Red Forman: “Damn US government? Without our government, you’d be stuck in Siberia now, sucking the juice from a rotten commie potato. Let me tell you something, if the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say thank you. And God Bless America.”

    12 years ago at 1:51 pm
    1. WtF_

      That goes against the very ideals our founding fathers had in mind. Thomas Jefferson said the government should be afraid of the people, not the other way around.

      12 years ago at 2:45 pm
    2. Diplofrat USA

      Some of you get borderline anarchist with this shit. I’m all about limited government but I’m also a reasonable republican. I love the intelligence community and federal law enforcement but too many of fucking morons give them shit because of who is in the Oval Office.

      12 years ago at 3:43 pm
    3. Diplofrat USA

      I’m connected in the field, you get all of your information from Alex Jones. Which one of us is the sheep?

      12 years ago at 5:20 pm
    4. WtF_

      Another Thomas Jefferson quote for you: The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all.
      Or
      The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.
      Or
      The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

      There’s about 10 or so others I could give you.

      12 years ago at 8:05 pm
    5. The Prodigal

      Diplofrat doesn’t get it. He probably watched 1 Alex Jones video and makes the assumption everyone who is worried about the government buys into what he says.

      12 years ago at 12:15 am
    6. Diplofrat USA

      Unless you have a serious point to make, you’re only a waste of my time. And GhostOfKimball who the fuck are you?

      12 years ago at 12:23 pm
    7. GhostofKimball

      ^ Still waiting for you to realize that this is the internet….and no one gives a shit. What revelation!

      12 years ago at 3:57 pm
    8. CorporateLaw

      ^ This guy is Roger Kimball from a book, called The Great War: American Front. Awesome series, talks about the South beating the North in the Civil War and goes through WWI and WWII

      12 years ago at 3:27 am
  3. Douglas MacArthur

    “Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.”
    -Aldous Huxley

    12 years ago at 2:06 pm
    1. Douglas MacArthur

      “We must work passionately and indefatigably to bridge the gulf between our scientific progress and our moral progress. One of the great problems of mankind is that we suffer from a poverty of the spirit which stands in glaring contrast to our scientific and technological abundance. The richer we have become materially, the poorer we have become morally and spiritually.”
      ― Martin Luther King Jr.

      12 years ago at 2:08 pm
    2. The Prodigal

      Douglas MacArthur, not every quote by someone you find online is a good quote. If you think technology has allowed us to move backwards then i’m sorry for you. The last time i checked ground, air and space transportation were all steps forward. Telegraph, fax, cellphones, texts were all steps forward. Antibiotics, Antihistamines, vaccines were all steps forward.

      12 years ago at 12:21 am
    3. Douglas MacArthur

      ^Figurative vs. literal. Learn the difference, analyze the quote, look at the world, study history, then come back to me with the drool wiped off your chin.

      12 years ago at 1:04 am
  4. iwas_onthe_chessteam

    God dammit! Would I love to have a beer with you and discuss the mysteries of society.

    12 years ago at 2:11 pm
  5. shooter

    The guy in Mr. Hands who was fucked to death by a horse was actually an Aerospace Engineer for Boeing. I imagine his last words went something like this:

    “It’s not rocket science, Jerry. We’re just FUCKING HORSES.”

    12 years ago at 2:11 pm
  6. Fratchelor Pad

    “Every call, every dick pic, and every Google search, every thing — it’s all being recorded by the NSA.” Every google search?? Fuck.

    12 years ago at 2:25 pm
  7. imBatman

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention anything about area 51 being a real place now.
    Anyways, Unlike this guy, I am worried about our economy, because guess what it’s a fucking problem. We are in so much dam debt, that by the time our generation are 65, social security is going to be pretty much non existent.
    Also I guess I’ll be the only one worried about National Security and Terrorism, because those are very real threats to Americans. The NSA recording less than 1% of all communications, isn’t as big a deal as people are making it, its just how they did it that makes people mad.

    12 years ago at 3:11 pm