Kick The Pants Off The Competition And Win $2,000,000 Playing Fantasy Football
With the fall semester comes many new things: new pledges, new classes, new football season, and, most importantly, new opportunities to win millions playing 1-week fantasy football on DraftKings. You’ve probably been spending some time doing some hard research for this upcoming season. Why not turn that research into cold, hard cash?
Enter $10,000,000 Contest NOW
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM that you can enter for a shot at $2,000,000 in their NFL Millionaire Maker contest. 1-week fantasy football is the best way to display your superior sports knowledge to your friends while winning dough at the same time. It’s also easier to understand than your freshman english class.
You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put togetherĀ a team that will put up the most yards and score the most. Unlike normal fantasy football, you don’t have to wait an entire season for a big payout. You can win big NOW. Only a loser idiot would wait a full 17 weeks to stack cash.
The top 125,700 scores in this contest are guaranteed to win money. Surely you can be one of the 125,700 best players. That’s a fuckton of people. The contest begins September 13th (Sunday) when week one of the season kicks off (so don’t try to pick any Steelers or Patriots you idiot).
Enter The Contest NOW
The entry fee to this shindig is a mere $20. That’s nothing — you could win $2,000,000. Do you have any idea how much weird ass you’ll get if you manage to turn $20 into $2,000,000 through 1-week fantasy football? Where else can you earn that kind of life-changing money just by sitting in class and clicking a mouse? The answer is nowhere, you buffoon.
Sign up now before the contest fills so you can make it rain on freshman girls with that $2M.
Check out DraftKings.com and learn more about daily fantasy football.
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9 years ago at 11:58 amFuck off intern!
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