Order Your Cleveland Steamer Today–Seriously, They’re Available

RageTheory10 years ago

It might cost a little more than you’d expect and it’s not nearly as delicious as it seems, but you can legitimately call this company and order a Cleveland Steamer.

I know this will horrendously disappoint many of you. We aren’t as sexually repressed as the Middle East, but some people still think it’s taboo to squat down and release the floodgates of a slushy shit taco all over somebody’s chest.

Odds are the name was unintentional, but using comedy for marketing is a great idea. Imagine if Rusty made trombones or if BP made T-shirts that said “I heart the Alaskan Pipeline.”

Many have tried subtle comedy before, but none are as unintentionally awesome as Pen Island (penisland.net). Some people go there for a joke, which is just free advertising for the company. Other people come to the website looking for something far more insidious. Regardless of your sexual orientation and intention, everyone needs pens…and Cleveland Steamers, apparently.

Working in the customer service department of Cleveland has to be a difficult job. Not only do you have to deal with every perverse troll on the planet, but you must also keep a straight face when sincere people try to return a Cleveland Steamer because they blew a gasket and made a mess.

I guess I’m just simply not mature enough to handle the responsibilities of such a job.

[via clevelandrange]