My gate code has more digits than your dad's pay check. TFM.

    1. fratanomics

      Lawyers might bill hourly, but they usually have a set salary plus bonuses. Basically unless you’re the owner of the firm, your paycheck is largely set for the year with the assumption you get a bonus if you hit your target hours, which can range from 1900-2200 based on the size, prestige, and clientele of the firm.

      15 years ago at 5:49 am
    1. Frattab

      Gates have an emergency passcode so ambulances firetrucks and cops can get in with ease. Usually it’s #911.

      15 years ago at 8:34 pm
  1. Creme BROlee

    wow dude congratulations. Does your gate code ever tell you to go fuck yourself? Cause I think about 99.9% of TFM viewers would.

    15 years ago at 7:52 pm
  2. Fratman and Robin

    This makes no sense whatsoever and is actually pissing me off trying to figure out just exactly how you were trying to feign superiority over everybody else.

    15 years ago at 8:03 pm
  3. BubbaFratson

    My dads paycheck will receive his paycheck after your dad finishes the foreclosure process of your overvalued and underinsured gated home.

    15 years ago at 8:19 pm
    1. Frattire

      ^I think I can help out with this “you’re, your” situation. Dumbass. Some college education you must be receiving.

      15 years ago at 10:02 am
    1. Alfred Marshall

      Exactly. Who has a gate code longer than 5 digits, anyway? Or. . . use a clicker.

      15 years ago at 9:04 pm