OU Football Player Joe Mixon Swears The Girl Whose Face He Shattered With His Fist Was Actually Super Strong And Scary
Oklahoma lady puncher and running back Joe Mixon swears that the girl whose face he shattered like a dinner plate was actually, like, super strong and scary, you guys. Well, except for her face. That wasn’t very strong, since, you know, one solid shot to the jaw basically Jenga’d her skull. But still, just because Mixon was able to implode that girl’s face in with one swing doesn’t mean she didn’t have a mean right hook of her own. Wake up, sheeple.
At least, that’s according to what Mixon said in the now released police interview after the incident.
“I was so shocked, because she hit me so hard, it felt like really like a dude hit me.”
Let’s go to the video for a closer look.
Okay to be fair, you guys, she looked like she landed a pretty solid open handed slap on Mixon. So what do we expect a guy like Joe Mixon to do? It felt like he was getting hit in the face by a man. How is anyone supposed to keep their cool in a situation as rare and frightening as getting hit by a man? That’s not something you, or I, or college football player Joe Mixon deals with on a regular basis. Or… wait, what?
That quote is now my favorite part of this whole thing. A guy whose main skill in life is being able to absorb the brutal, punishing hits of giant men and keep moving as if nothing happened was like, “Wahhh it felt like a man hit me what was I supposed to do?” You’re literally trained to stay focused and think straight as giant men are violently colliding with you. Fuck off. I think you could have handled it.
Oh and also it was a tiny blonde woman slapping you so the point is kind of moot anyway, because you’re a liar, but we all knew that.
Also fuck David Boren. He’s my second favorite part of the Joe Mixon Breaking A Woman’s Face And Pretty Easily Getting Away With It saga. He expelled some Oklahoma SAEs for singing a racist song, but let Joe Mixon stay even though he beat the shit out of a female OU student. Why? Because one video leaked in the moment and the other didn’t. The latter didn’t have a media firestorm around it. That’s legitimately the main reason, in my mind, why Boren acted on one and not the other. If Mixon’s video had been released at the time, he probably would have been gone. But it didn’t and a different judgment has passed already, so Boren can’t really do anything, though I’m not sure he would anyway at this point.
I really want to know how in denial David Boren is about how much of a slimy, garbage human, pussy he is. I bet he thinks he’s a good person. That’s hilarious.
At this point based on Mixon’s “ordeal” I’m pretty sure Baker Mayfield could get away with being an actual serial killer.
Mayfield: I swear I didn’t know you weren’t allowed to cut people’s skin off, coach.
Stoops: Well there ya go. How’s this nice, hard workin’ kid supposed to know what he can and can’t do to a lady’s skin? The only skin he knows what to do with is the pigskin!
Boren: Damn right!
Prosecutor: Boomer Sooner!
Mayfield: Plus their skin all felt like a man’s skin if that makes a difference?
Boren: Uh sure, why not? By the way there’s no video of Baker here filleting that entire sorority house right?
Stoops: Nope.
Boren: I think we’re done here. Go get them Longhorns!.
[via The Washington Post]
Even though she put her hands on him, he should have never raised his hand at a woman, no ever should. Just proves he’s more of a pussy than a man
9 years ago at 6:04 amwhat a coward
9 years ago at 8:32 amShe went from not touching him to broken face in 3 seconds. That part hasn’t been covered well
9 years ago at 9:00 amFootball players at college are held to a different standard then people in fraternities. If they were treated the same the entire football team would be permanently suspended.
9 years ago at 12:56 pmThose equating her slap to his punch need to watch the damn video. Her slap made weak contact with the side of his face or neck and his head barely wiggled. Watch it and observe how little impact it had on him.
That punch was about 100x as powerful (probably literally) and basically tossed her whole body across the room (slight exaggeration). I’m not tiny or delicate and I’m pretty sure that punch would have destroyed my whole face. Was she being a fuckwit? Yep. Did she remotely deserve what she got? Nope. Was his response remotely justified as self defense? Fuck no!
9 years ago at 6:37 pmEven though she hit him first this is still difficult to watch point blank.
9 years ago at 7:35 pmThis loser first spits in her face because she pushed, you don’t push a dude who wouldn’t be there except he can run fast with a ball, nobody F with OU football cause he likely did shit before and they didn’t release that video for 2 years. At least he didn’t rape her and the rest of the 5 guns getting high in the parking lot. They are going to be late to pick up more crack.
9 years ago at 7:52 pmJoe Mixon’s only big hit while at OU wasn’t on the field but in a bar.
9 years ago at 7:53 pmI was always taught that you’re only allowed to hit women in the bedroom
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9 years ago at 2:41 am