Pablo Escobar Was So Rich That He Lost Around $2.1 Billion A Year And Didn’t Give A Shit
One thing is for certain about Pablo Escobar: he was rich. That’s what happens when you become the cocaine king of the world. While that title doesn’t come with the pomp and circumstance of being, say, the President of the United States, it’s a job that someone has to do. Pablo stepped up to the plate and crushed it out of the park.
Just how filthy rich was ol’ Pablo? Besides reportedly pulling in over $420 million a week, he was also losing nearly $2.1 BILLION a year to mold, water damage, and rats. A number like that would end most companies. But not our man Escobar. In fact, he didn’t really seem to care about these losses.
From Business Insider:
“Pablo was earning so much that each year we would write off 10% of the money because the rats would eat it in storage or it would be damaged by water or lost,” Escobar wrote.
That would be about $2.1 billion, given how much money he was reportedly making.
Escobar simply had more money than he knew to do with, and therefore haphazardly losing money to rodents and mold wasn’t an issue.
As awesome as it is that he kinda just shrugs off $2.1B like it’s nothing, that’s still $2.1B you can be spending on life’s necessities like more hookers, more booze, and servants. If I was him, I would’ve made sure every last dollar I had was safe..
[via Business Insider]
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Would definitely recommend Narcos on Netflix. Good balance of cocaine, naked Colombian girls and good acting.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmFinished that shit so quick. Can’t wait for next season
10 years ago at 4:18 pmFear and loathing Las vegas hands down best drug movie ever filmed
10 years ago at 4:53 pmHa, the people lapping me go black Diamond slopes 3gs of nasty potent rocks a day. I’m just a poser
10 years ago at 5:26 pmYou’ve apparently never seen Blow. Or Friday for that matter, if that can be considered a drug movie. Hunter S. Thompson can go huff some more glue.
10 years ago at 9:31 pmThe Character Blow was based off was one of Pablo’s biggest distributors in Miami and LA.
10 years ago at 1:07 amCocaine is one hell of a drug
10 years ago at 3:40 pmHe spent about $1,000 a week on rubber bands to stack the money.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar#Criminal_career
10 years ago at 3:46 pmWhat an idiot. He could have used cardboard boxes and saved about $700 dollars by storing it in bulk instead of smaller parcels.
10 years ago at 4:19 pmDude is making 420 mil a week and you’re calling him an idiot over 700 dollars?
10 years ago at 4:22 pmApparently they don’t teach how to recognize sarcasm in community college
10 years ago at 5:06 pmIt wasn’t funny enough to be recognized as sarcasm
10 years ago at 5:27 pm🙁 you hurt my feelings bro
10 years ago at 7:19 pmHe let rats eat $2.1 billion, I don’t think he’s worried about wasting a little on rubber bands
10 years ago at 4:54 pmNot sure, but I think that was the joke.
10 years ago at 5:04 pmThe guy literally had to bury millions in fields and forgot about them because he had too much money. $700 wasn’t even a penny to him.
10 years ago at 12:35 amHaving $2 Billion eaten by rats. TFM
10 years ago at 3:47 pmHow the fuck is having your money eaten a TFM?
10 years ago at 4:14 pmSpoken like a true Poor.
10 years ago at 4:25 pmNice save.
10 years ago at 10:29 amIt’s amazing how much the actor in Narcos playing Escobar looks like Escobar. Great fucking show.
10 years ago at 10:31 amLegalize cocaine!
10 years ago at 3:51 pmNarcos is my shit
10 years ago at 4:02 pmI don’t know how that man didn’t die from a terrible cocaine overdose
10 years ago at 4:10 pmNever get high on your own supply
10 years ago at 4:26 pmRule number one
10 years ago at 7:13 pmIt’s actually rule number four.
10 years ago at 7:22 pmMaking so much coin that you don’t give a shit about losing $2.1 billion a year. TFM
10 years ago at 5:02 pmThat’s why it’s on the website.
10 years ago at 5:23 pmWiping your ass with hundreds: TPabloEscobarM.
10 years ago at 8:55 pmCocaine. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:17 pm