Hamilton "Ham" Porter throwing in a plug of Big Chief before going on the carnival ride. TFM. Vineyard Landmines16 years ago
Knocking is for salesman, cops, and unwelcomed guests. So don't expect us to answer the door. TFM. Sir Ragealot16 years ago
I don't always drink beer, but when I do it sure as hell isn't that mexican piss water. TFM. come in on Fraturday16 years ago
Telling the library staff that the bulge in my cheek is from sunflower seeds. TFM. The Frat Czar16 years ago