Mother told me not to drink too much on my 21st. I told her that was like telling Michael Phelps not to swim too hard in the Olympics. TFM. PantherSig15 years ago
My dad puts Ronald Reagan stamps on his mail when he is sending Obama his tax money. TFM. KAvu15 years ago
Coach Muschamp telling the whole Gator team they're re-pledging this spring. TFM. SigmaFrat15 years ago
Got a handle of whiskey with a bowtie around the neck from my slampiece on Valentines Day. TFM. 190415 years ago