I like women to be like my credit card: plastic, thin, and ready to use whenever I want. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
When I go to the bar and get blackout they call me "The Big Game Hunter." TFM. bourbon and coke15 years ago
The only acceptable use of hair gel: the Alfalfa pledge. He also wears suspenders. TFM. 190415 years ago
Knowing in 10-15 years I'll be embarrassing Geed parents at my kid's career day. TFM. Bro J Simpson15 years ago