The JIs still call me "Stepfather" because I was an abusive, angry, alcoholic pledge educator who cared nothing about their personal safety. TFM. Jet Blach15 years ago
That Dentyne commercial says that the average person has 28 first kisses. I guess that's just another reason I'm better than average. TFM. Marshall Frathers15 years ago
It's only two weeks into the semester and the house maid has asked seven times when we're getting our next pledge class. TFM. SouthernByGodsGrace15 years ago
While dominating a reunion party over break I overheard some GDIs from my high school refer to me as an "asshole who dresses like a grandpa." TFM. fratattack189515 years ago
GDI asked me why I don't "throw plates." I told him because the most weight I will ever have to lift consistently is a 105 pound slampiece. TFM. Frat Beach15 years ago