My birthday present won't be wrapped this year. The boat store is keeping it in the showroom until it's nice enough to take it out. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Governor of our state being pulled over for DUI and when asked why his breath smelled like alcohol he replied, "That's just the whiskey I put in my Copenhagen." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I asked the pledges why party cleanup wasn't complete. They said that they didn't know how to get the hot tub out of the basement. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My trucks seats are American cow hide, my Wranglers are American cotton, and my Tony Lamas are African elephant skin. TFM. frat diesel15 years ago