Her parents think I'm the knight in shining armor for their little princess. Little do they know that every night I slay her like a dragon. TFM. Fratstr15 years ago
I have never taken a pinch out to hook up with a girl, there's no need for my mouth to come in contact with anything. TFM. Southern Hazed15 years ago
Receiving an email from your Business Ethics professor saying class is cancelled because he has a meeting. Two minutes later receiving an email from the same professor about your tee time. Alumni Relations. TFM. Bro Ribbon15 years ago
The Winklevoss Twins looking like they are trying to sell the President of Harvard a Brooks Brothers franchise. TFM. Ichibro15 years ago