Storing the head of a 9 point buck in the freezer at the fratcastle. TFM. fratting in my camo16 years ago
The last words my father said to me before dropping me off at college, "Son, just put everything on the American Express." TFM. Woodford Reservist16 years ago
The only time I tell my slampiece I love her is when she refuses to give me head, which is never. TFM. AEKGB16 years ago
Just got off the phone with the facilities manager of the resort. Apparently our fraternity's business is no longer appreciated at their mountain. TFM. UpJumpedASig16 years ago
My golden retriever brought my sorostitute her panties in bed this morning. TFM. BigFratDaddy16 years ago