Laughing as the GDI asks me why I have a "golden pig suspended in the air" on my shirt. He'll learn one day when he's buffing the floors in Brooks Brothers. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Mom told Dad to get a cough drop after a coughing spell. He left the room and came back gargling Johnnie Walker in a scotch glass. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
No GDI, I don't hate my parents because unlike yours they've never disappointed me. TFM. Frat addict15 years ago
Poured myself a glass of bourbon and quit studying for finals after my dad told me how much my investment account is worth. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago