I wore socks with my sperrys once, it's the only time my dad ever beat me. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Christmas comes at a convenient time in the semester to replace all the things I have lost, thrown up on, and given away while drunk. TFM. fratagonia16 years ago
GDI at Student Government asked why my fraternity only does one philanthropy event. I replied we actually do two. He asked what the other one was. I then answered taxes so you can skateboard and smoke weed all day. TFM. Brohemian Fratsody16 years ago
Had a GDI take my physics final for me. In return, I got him a janitorial job at my father's law firm. TFM. Fratty Murphy16 years ago
Telling your freshman winter formal date this is the first time you've ever done blow. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago