Went for a physical and had the Doc tell me the smell from my Sperry's could give me a respiratory infection. Told him if it's not one thing it's the other, proceeded to throw in a pinch, and pick up my prescription for fratterall. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
"Accidentally" spilling my bottle of Skoal spit on the hippie liberals hemp purse sitting next to me at the library. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Instead of donating to a traditional charity this Christmas, my money is going toward a dip log for the Marines of 3/5 in Afghanistan. TFM. UFrat16 years ago
GDIs pay $300 to go to a junior college, my dad gives me $300 a week just because. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago