My senior quote in the high school yearbook was "Life's a tin. Take a dip" TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
While in kindergarten, we had a mock 1996 presidential election. I took note of my classmates who voted for Bill Clinton and quit talking to them. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
My cab driver told me he was a GDI on my way back to my fratcastle with my slam piece. Told him no fucking shit you're a cab driver. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
My balls were slapping my slampiece's ass so hard last night, my clap-on light kept going on and off. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago