I asked my dad, "Did you call GDI's, GDI's in the 80's?" He responded, "No we just didn't acknowledge them as people." TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
My birth certificate says I'm 19 years old. My ID says I'm 25 years old. My wardrobe says I'm 43 years old. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Ran for Student Government on a platform of only giving a shit about Greek Life. Won by a landslide. TFM. AP16 years ago
Finding out your current slampiece is the daughter of your dad's old slampiece. TFM. Brotein Shake16 years ago
Decorating the Christmas tree in the frat castle with Fratty Light cans and randoms' bras that got left in the study room. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago