Dad came for parents weekend. First question he asked me is "Where's the liquor store?" TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
I don't care about the new security by TSA because I always fly private, with my assault rifles. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Wearing a red and green Southern Proper bowtie with matching red chinos to the sorority Tacky Christmas Mixer. It's never acceptable to dress like a Geed, ever. TFM. Fratilac16 years ago
Taking an extra frat lap of the library because I cannot be asked to work until the frateral kicks in. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Natty Light is the worst fucking beer I’ve ever tasted, and tasted, and tasted. TFM. Natty Man16 years ago