A GDI was bragging about how he was taking a cruise to the the bahamas on a cruise ship for christmas and then asked what I was doing for christmas. I said I was taking a cruise to the bahamas too, on our new yacht. TFM. Old Money15 years ago
I know it's beating a dead horse but I've reached a point where seeing cargo shorts just really pisses me off. TFM. FRATSTAR15 years ago
Renting a wheelchair for semi-formal because I knew I'd be too drunk for crutches. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago