Got a call from my Dad today. Apparently there is another mutual fund that he forgot to sign over to me on my 21st. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Goldman Sachs has a "Fraternity/Sorority" option as part of its job application. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Drinking mint juleps and watching fox news in the living room of the frat castle. Sorostitutes are in the kitchen making cupcakes for our philanthropy tomorrow. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Mom just called asking me what color oxfords I want her to buy me for Thanksgiving. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago