BP Pledge, forced to carry around a stuffed animal that's been soaked in oil. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Just walked into my brother's new apartment and realized I had been in his bedroom before with the girl who lived there previously. Couldn't remember her name but she was a firm C cup. TFM. McLovin16 years ago
I'm just like Brennan's brother Derek in Stepbrothers: egotistical, judgmental, elitist, and frat as fuck. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
The only thing I've used my printer for this semester is printing off football tickets. TFM. The W16 years ago