Don't ask me what team I'm rooting for, just look at the color of my bow. Duh. TSM. fratmosphere16 years ago
From the director of Greek Life, "Hazing has persisted across the country in large part because universities either cannot win against the lawyers of rich and powerful fraternities or cannot risk losing their sizable alumni donations." TFM. America16 years ago
When I refused to take any early morning classes my advisor asked me what I was going to do when I had to wake up early for work after college. I told her all I plan on waking up early to do is morning bj's and cooking breakfast for my rich husband. TSM. Anonymous16 years ago
Dear GDI with the Affliction shirt and cargo shorts: You ever call me "bro" again, I'll haze you. TFM. Anonymous16 years ago
Joined the Air Force Reserves, after W. told me it was the best place to score blow while advancing my political career, when he came to our lake for a duck hunt. TFM. Rick Sperry16 years ago
Told my dad my car broke down, $3000 in repairs, new Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited fully loaded instead. TFM. p16 years ago