Being in a secret society within the fraternity that not even all the brothers know about. TFM Samuel Fratams16 years ago
Streetcorner Greenpeace activists and Democratic recruiters on campus know by now not to say a word to me. TFM Anonymous16 years ago
Does this dress make me look fat? No, it's the fat that makes you look fat. TSM Anonymous16 years ago
I just signed the papers to leave my $250,000 life insurance policy to whoever is running against Obama in 2012, just in case I die over fratting. TFM Anonymous16 years ago